iatama la 5 dimineatza intrò frumoasa zi d joi.. cu exact 4 zile inainte d bac.. mam oprit din rezolvarile la mate pentru a posta ceva funny
ENJOY!
1.When I was born, I was given a choice: A big dick or a good memory... I don't remember what I chose but I remember the choice
2.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4.Impotence: Nature's way of saying: 'No hard feelings....
5.There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the BEST THING on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10.Having sex is like playing bridge...If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small...
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
15.Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
16.Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
ENJOY!
1.When I was born, I was given a choice: A big dick or a good memory... I don't remember what I chose but I remember the choice
2.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4.Impotence: Nature's way of saying: 'No hard feelings....
5.There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the BEST THING on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10.Having sex is like playing bridge...If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small...
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
15.Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
16.Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
